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A: Her Hub-bee. Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir? A: A humdred! What's the last thing to go through a bees mind when it hits your windshield? Its bum. Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop? A: To get a buzz-cut. Q: What did one bee say to the Queen bee? A: Your so bee-tiful! Will you bee my wife? Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A maybe! Q: What kind of bee can't be understood? A: A mumble bee! Q: What does a Wasp say during an Identity Crisis? A: In a honey box! Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? A: a Greyhound Buzz. Q: What is a bees favorite sport? A: Rug-Bee. Q: What TV station do bees watch? A: Bee bee c one! Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? A: Neigh buzz Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A: Bee-hive yourself! Q: Why did the bees go on strike? A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

A: An animal that stinks and stings! Q: How do you fight a killer bee? A: With a Buzz-ooka. Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps? A: Issues a royal pardon! Q: How do you propose to the queen bee? A: With a Ru-Bee ring. Q: Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?

A: It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger. Notes: Click to hear the cicada don't expect too much! Notes: Click here for more information than you could ever want about cicadas. Communication is the name of the game for the survival of this species. Hence, their signals which are signs, are important, but they are NOT language.

A nominal combinative communication which is more esoteric is found in some birds, particularly parrots.

Their calls are clearly combinative, but unlike the baby's cry or the cicada's buzz they are not instinctive but have to be learned. The propensity to learn them, however, is instinctive and hence, the calls are considered nominal. In the case of parrots and similar birds their flexibility in acquiring sounds is surprising, and they may learn a number of calls made up of human speech sounds.

The difference is that the meaning inferred on the sounds by a human is not shared by the bird. Polly may look adoringly at another cute parrot and say "Polly wants a cracker.

Notes: Click here for more information on Parrots. Notes: Click here for probably more than you want to know about Parrots. To continue A close fit for humans, in terms of nominal combinative, communication is the babbling of the infant from 3 to 6 months. It is nominal because it is instinctive. All humans, regardless of race, culture or location begin to babble at around the same time of development.

Even deaf children begin to babble but quickly give it up and attend to a more rewarding though analogous activity using the hands. I know of no other species that engage in babbling activity. As Eric Lenneberg would say, it is "Species Specific.

It is here, however, that my analogy breaks down somewhat, because a change in the sound sequence of babbling does not to my knowledge indicate a change in meaning. Babbling is, nevertheless, a sign, that a child is content for the time.

It is a good activity for motor and auditory development. Expressive or emotional Communications are more complex than nominal, being mediated by the areas of the brain dealing with emotion.

Hence, there is more room for decision making on the part of the communicating participants. A very common example of an expressive graded signal is the whimpering versus the snarling behaviors of animals, notably a dog. A snarl from a dog is a warning to stay away. A less intense vocalization, such as a whimper, is a sign of submission.

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